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Lost Paradise


 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

(via steveisnotalive)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via put-yourself-backtogether)


If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

(via everybodyshurting)



if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza 

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

(Source: unclefather, via sextnoise)