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Lost Paradise

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

(via steveisnotalive)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via put-yourself-backtogether)

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

(via everybodyshurting)

microwavepizzaoven:

microwavepizzaoven:

if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza 

and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out

(Source: unclefather, via sextnoise)