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Lost Paradise

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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frilly-kitten:

If you know someone has had sex but they continue to say that they haven’t had sex you better respect that because chances are, they probably had a bad experience

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The Avengers

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emmazingemma:

actually me

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hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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